The Clergy?

We were sitting in church last Sunday waiting for it to start. (We always sit in the front row next to the pastors. They don't perch on the platform like demigods. yay.) One of them was talking to Shem. Mom said, "Who was that?" Shem replied, "A pastor." "A BASTARD!?!?" Remember...this person is hard of hearing and speaks in a volume as if EVERYone's hard of hearing!