Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Of little buts and big guts

Honey, let me tell you something. I'm just being honest. You have a really small butt. It's really cute. But when you're in public, suck your gut in.

2 comments:

  1. Well, at least you had children. She questioned my ability to do so, loudly, in public. And evidently you and Dad worried about my fertility when I was having heart surgery. All of Arby's on Broadway & Roosevelt knows this now.

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